Married Life

This guy pees on the toilet. When he does remember to lift the seat up, he leaves it that way. I have to share everything with him. Its fun sometimes, but sometimes I wana have the last bite for myself. He wakes me up too early in the morning just to make breakfast. He always wants to tell me how much he loves me when he's in trouble. He takes up too much space on my side of the bed. I love him to death but sometimes he annoys the heck out of me! This is life with 5yr old Cody.